If There's Anything UPDATE
The guy next door is having computer problems.
Model: Desktop, of course. Not a laptop like mine.
Problem? Holes for mouse and keyboard deformed, plugs won't stay in. That's exactly what's wrong with my laptop power cord.
Risk of Electrocution: 0.076923 - as in, it sparks 1 out of every 13 times I try to fix it. I HAVE been electrocuted by these pieces of crap before.
Probability of me buying an HP Computer in the Future: 2.71828*10^-58, or as most scientists see it, 0.