How To Win Friends and Influence People
Me: Sorry, but the fact that both my parents have lost their jobs ONLY during Democratic Administrations makes me weary of casting a vote for the Democratic Party, among other reasons.
D: Well, under Democrat administrations, your bureaucracies are slashed and people who are good at what they do keep their jobs, as well as people who otherwise would be unemployed during a Republican presidency.
Me: You've never read "How to Win Friends and Influence People", have you? I didn't think so.