Word of the Day
Dysphemism: n : an offensive or disparaging expression that is substituted for an inoffensive one; "his favorite dysphemism was to ask for axle grease when he wanted butter" [ant: euphemism]
"Screw" Euphemisms - I need to start using these!
Plus it has 5 consonants in a row. Rather impressive.
(h/t: Can't remember which post, but it was in the comments at Volokh)