Tuesday, August 09, 2005

200th Post!

This is my 200th post. Nothing much here, but coming soon:

Bears win 27-24! I started this blog after the football season ended, so now I actually can talk about the Bears. Expect frothing-at-the-mouth if the Patriots and their Bandwagon Fans win another Super Bowl (especially by 3 points)

College is coming soon. Expect more college sports roundups as well.

Speaking of college, I'll keep y'all up-to-date on the hijinks of numerous Campus organizations, including:

College Republicans, College Democrats, The Maryland Cow Nipple* (A newspaper, Harvey), Muslim Women of Maryland (I'm curious to see what this organization stands for, myself), Asian American Student Union (Curious about this one too, but... nevermind), Students Against Occupation (of countries occupied by the US and Israel, of course), College Park Libertarians, Students and Workers Unite! (Yep, you guessed it), League of LGBT and Allied Voters (Allied Voters? WTF?!), Objectivist Club at UMD, Students for Justice in Palestine (to whom Electronic Intifada** is a #1 news source), Students for Genital Integrity (despite your guess, it's an Anti-Circumcision group) Amnesty International at Maryland (Dr. Kim's physics class is like a GULAG), Feminist Activists at Maryland, Students for the Separation of Religion and State, Zionist Organization of America (A bunch of Jooooooos!), The Union of Progressive Zionists (I want to know what this is too) and the Catholic Student Association.***

As you can see, most of those organizations are mutually-exclusive with at least one other group listed. Should be interesting.

Also coming soon:

MORE FILTHY LIES! (there is no assignment this week, but I'll make one up)
More Precision Guided Humor!
The Babaganoosh's Arduous Quest For Work Outside of New England!
More vituperous invective aimed at the city of Boston! (Note from previous post: Boston is a euphemism for "City full of jerks" - therefore "City full of jerks" is a DYSPHEMISM for Boston.
Hot Asian Babes! (Or so I was promised)
More letters to Congress!

I've got "correspondants" (okay, buddies), lined up in Birmingham (UK), Philadelphia, New York City, Maine, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Maryland, Washington D.C, and Virginia.

Here's to 200 more posts. ^_^;;

* If you've ever had the urge to put cownipple.com into your search bar, you end up there.
** Go ahead, search "Electronic Intifada" at LGF and see what comes up.
***Yes, I am a TOTAL link whore for this.

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