Well, If A Causes B...
We all know that giving a 12-year-old a handgun equips him to be a vicious killer.
We all know that giving a 12-year-old a cigarette equips him to be a victim of Big Tobacco and Lung Cancer and Smoking
We all know that giving a 12-year-old a condom equips him to start having se... wait... it doesn't? According to who? Okay. Whatever you say, public school system. I believe you. I especially believe that you're not doing this to increase future head counts in any way, shape or form either.
*insert cringe here*