Friday, April 15, 2005

What You Shouldn't Do While I'm Eating

Me: *eating, typing up report on computer*
*IM pops up from friend*
Friend: You know, I've come to grips with the realization that I'm into bondage.

More things that you shouldn't do while I'm eating will be posted when people actually do them. Please thank this friend of mine for this outburst. She'll be pleased.

UPDATE: I'm sure there are a few of you out there that are into this, but please - never tell anyone this while they're eating. Just a helpful suggestion.

UPDATE II: I can't believe I forgot to mention that today is Buy A Gun Day!

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