Thursday, October 27, 2005

World Champion White Sox

I'm stunned. If the Cubs win next year, then all I can say is that baseball is fixed, and that I will never watch the major leagues again.

Update: If the Yankees go until 2011 and then some without winning another World Series, will it be the "Curse of the WTC"?

Update II: How did I miss the "New Orleans / Oklahoma City" Hornets? And here I thought that the "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" was retarded.

...because it is.

But seriously, this one is even dumber. What's next on the docket - the Canada/Mexico national soccer team?

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

You know, a true "Fitzmas" would involve Ted Stevens losing his job.

Even though he's got nothing to do with it, getting rid of Ted Stevens (and Ted Kennedy for that matter), would be totally sweet.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

The End Is Near...

After nearly 30 years, the videotape approaches the guillotine.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Va Tech 28, Maryland 9

Closer than I expected, but a loss drops us to 4-3. We have yet to lose on the road (3-0)

I took a picture today with the band - my first since June of 2001.

I then was rapping for an hour. Skin-check!

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Blasted Va Tech

We're going to get blown out. Like... so much so that even Harvey would go "That's too much blowing going on for ME."

I know... it's going to be THAT bad.

In regards to the halftime show, some claptrap such as this could never EVER be written today.

Because it's offensive sucks, of course.

So much "anti-immigrant sentiment" said one, forgetting that technically, they could not possibly be illegal immigrants.
Update: I mentioned the national televised thing on ESPN so the entire nation can watch us get smoked right? Right.
Update II: I forget where I read this.

Q: How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A: None. They screw in a boat.


Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Hurricane Wilma

Does anyone know why a hurricane is defined as a storm with winds of 74 mph or greater? I mean, 74 seems to be a rather arbitrary number.*

*Yes, I know that technically, all numbers in regards to measuring speed are arbitrary, but when using this system, and even standardizing it to kilometers per hour (~120), or metres per second (~33) - they too seem rather odd.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Evil Glenn's Alien

Click here.

Why does Evil Glenn have an alien outside his house?

To help him fight off the vile Karl Rove, of course!

Seriously, part IV coming soon.

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